I’m an artist.
I strive to create something wonderful and special every day, and no, I’m not talking about the words I type on this blog. Granted, it’s prose Shakespeare would be proud of, but it’s really my second calling.
My first calling? Sculpting.
To be more precise, forming my poo into works of art.
On days where I don’t feel inspired, I’ll usually create my mass market favorite, The Dairy Queen Swirl. On other days I might create The Coffee Log or The Snake or my favorite, The Splatter.
I know they’re good. Why else would my mother pick them up and save them in little plastic bags?
I know I could do better marketing my creations so more people could take in and enjoy work. If only there were a way to get greater exposure.
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