All I wanted was some dessert....

I am in trouble again. All I wanted was some dessert post-kibble, and Mom wouldn't give with any more milkbones.

So, I took matters into my own hands and ate a bird. And got in trouble for it. Probably because it was still half-alive when I choked it down into my belly. Well, it was alive, but its spirit was gone. Word in the trees was that it was a late sleeper and just never got that early worm. Its spirit crushed, I caught it. Good news is, it's no longer alive.

I tried to be conspicuous about it and have my dessert once everyone else was asleep. But, Lulu, being the tattletale that she is, barked about it and woke up the Old Man. The Old Man must have wanted some dessert for himself, because he tried to take the bird away from me, but I wouldn't give. Mom was a little freaked out about the bird cries coming from my throat, so I tried to soothe her by just choking down Tweetie whole.

I think Tweetie would have especially been tasty with a side of mashed potatoes. Just sayin'.

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