If I had input into my daily rations it would look something like this:
Breakfast: bacon and eggs- hold the eggs and give me extra bacon- preferably crispy
Lunch: bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich- hold the lettuce and tomato. Oh, and substitute the bread for some bacon.
Dinner: A pig. Yeah the whole damn thing. It’s dinner time for crying out loud. You want me to starve?
As much as I pray for such a varied selection of food, I know it’s not forthcoming. Unless of course you substitute the words dry kibble with bacon. Then I’m getting more than enough of it.
I wish Grandma Jo would send me some pork ears....
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