This is the time of year I dread. Why? Because it’s Halloween time and that means my parents are going to dress me up in some ridiculous costume. In the past I’ve been Superman, Spiderman, Darth Vader, Pumpkin Monster, Reindeer and a ghost. I’m sure there are more but that’s all I can remember. It appears I’m not the only one who gets this treatment. Check out the letter I received via email.
Dear Flash,
Halloween is my favorite time of year. Each year, I try putting my dog Freddie in a costume and taking him out in the neighborhood but he refuses to wear anything. He howled until I removed the ghost sheet. He hated the pirate’s hat. Last year, I bought an elaborate pumpkin ensemble. He nipped at me when I was zipping it on and barked non-stop until I took it off. How can I train Freddie to be more comfortable in costumes?
-Mariellen, Dallas
Dear Mariellen,
You are not a very smart human. Please return Freddie from wherever you got him. You owe it to him.
-FLASH
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