So my mother walks into the local PetSmart store with me safely secured on a leash next to her, and one of the employees has the audacity to ask, “Is that a pig you got with you?”
The nerve of that guy. I was so mad I could hardly reply back, “No, that’s my mother!”
OK…it’s an old joke, but always smells fresh to me.
Just a little Flash humor for your Monday.
FLASH
Drool and Floppy Ears: Life as a Basset Hound in a house of crazies.
About Me
- Flash T. Ruyle
- Georgetown, Texas
- Hi, my name is Flash Toby Ruyle, and I am a certified bad ass basset hound. I have a sister named Miss Lulu, and she's okay but not as cute as me. I am a dog-and-a-half long and half-a-dog tall. I weigh 50 lbs and I was put on this earth to entertain everyone. My interests include sleeping, eating, pooping and chillin with my peeps at the dog park.
The Cast of Characters
Mom
Old Man
Lulu
Flash Toby
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