Extreme Makeover: Canine Edition???

I don’t know why humans just can’t leave good enough alone. First they have makeovers for themselves, then for their homes and now for their pets. While drinking my morning coffee this morning, I came across the following article:

A Chicago pet boutique and an Oak Park dog trainer are offering the Supreme Makeover: Dog Edition.

Soggy Paws and Animal Sense Canine Behavior and Training will give 90-day, nose-to-tail, inside-and-out makeovers to two dogs.

I understand the outside makeover part but how do you make over one’s inside? Do you give a good scrubbing to the little intestine? A cleansing of the colon? A power washing of the inner stomach?

Alas, the article doesn’t really touch on that aspect of the makeover but it does outline the key activities involved.

The makeovers include grooming, individualized training, vet care and dental cleaning, wellness training with holistic vet care, a nutritional makeover, collar, toys, treats and more.

There will be two winners, one a household pet and one a shelter/rescue dog.

Frankly I’m offended by that last line. Not that there will be two winners but that a household pet is different than a shelter/rescue dog.

Hello, I’m a perfect example of a shelter dog that is a pet…and let me tell you one thing, I don’t need no stinkin’ makeover. I’m perfect. Just ask my parents, they’ll confirm it. But before you do, can you make sure to let them cool down first. You see I just got done peeing on the rug.

Can you say Extreme Makeover: Rug Edition?

FLASH