Elephant Ears

So my Old Man told me that I have "ears like an elephant". I wasn't sure what an elephant was because I never seen one in real life so I decided to google and I found this... and quickly realize I was being insulted.Really, Old Man? Ears like an elephant?

Two can play that game. I told him he has a belly like a sumo wrestler. In case you don't know what that is, here is a visual:Yep, I see the resemblance.

On another note, I have to go back to the vet tomorrow. That blows. If you feel sorry for me, you should send me treats. Lots of them.