Hi, my name is Flash Toby Ruyle, and I am a certified bad ass basset hound. I have a sister named Miss Lulu, and she's okay but not as cute as me. I am a dog-and-a-half long and half-a-dog tall. I weigh 50 lbs and I was put on this earth to entertain everyone. My interests include sleeping, eating, pooping and chillin with my peeps at the dog park.
My mom gave me some money to buy him a gift so I bought him a dog cake from Tail Waggins' Bakery. Aren't I thoughtful? I'm willing to help him eat it if he doesn't like dog cake. I know. I'm the best.
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