Friday, January 8, 2010

Scared Shitless.

Not a good Friday for the Flash Man fellow basset lovers. I just got wind that I have to take a trip to Petsmart today at 4 pm. And, not for treats and toys. Today at 4 pm, I will be getting the following things done to me:

Shampoo; blow dry; 15-minute brush; nail trim; ear cleaning; sanitary trim; scissoring feet; shaving pads and anal gland cleaning. Oh, and teeth brushing.

A stranger will be touching me in inappropriate places and I do not like it one bit. And, afterwards they'll probably put some fufu bows in my hair.

Lulu does not have to go. This is unfair. This is bullshit (pardon my french friends). I will pay Mom and Dad back for this buy waking them up at an ungodly hour for the next week.

Pissed off,
FLASH

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