Three Things Thursday

1. Lulu stinks and needs a bath. She also ate a bunch of napkins the other day and proceeded to throw up twice.

2. My sleeping arrangements need to return to me sleeping in my mom and dad's bed. No more of this sleeping on the couch bull crap**. Their bed is much more comfortable and I am tired of sleeping next to stinky Lu. I will continue to whine outside Mom and Dad's door at the wee hours until these arrangements are fixed.

3. The bastards people at Petsmart shaved me a little close under the belly on Friday, and now I have some major chafing going on when my belly rubs to the ground.

**I have been warned by mom to watch my language on this blog, so I refrained from using the S word. You're welcome.

That is all.
FLASH