This is a picture from yesterday afternoon. I was in a rough state to be honest with you. I had bad cramps yesterday morning. It wasn’t until late in the afternoon that they finally passed.Well, to be honest, it wasn’t until late afternoon until I took the biggest dump this side of the Mississippi for a dog my size. I think it was the cheese from the mozzarella sticks Mom gave me on Friday. It bound me up but good.
Or maybe it was the ribs I had Saturday night, from the garbage pail.
Regardless, the Guinness Book of World Records is coming over later today to verify my spot in history. I just hope my mother doesn’t pick it up before they get here. Maybe I should hide her shovel. Let me just say, it was quite the effort to get a 7 lb poo past my gatekeeper.
FLASH
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