Day of Mourning

The only Big D around here is depression.

The Texas Rangers did not win the World Series. The Rangers gave new meaning last night to the 'big hat, no cattle' saying. My Texas-sized dreams of the Rangers winning the World Series died hard last night in a dog bowl of whiskey, er water.

But you know what's worse? My Dallas Cowboys and Texas Longhorns. How 'bout dem Cowboys? Oh wait....they are 1-6. Poor Jerry Jones and the billion dollar house he built for the Boys (I'll have you know I have since retired my cowboys collar).

Would it be piling on to mention the University of Texas football team already has dropped so many games at home that the once- mighty Longhorns are routinely getting bullied by every Tom, Dick and Baylor?

I think Governor Perry might have to close schools and fly flags at half mast throughout the state for a day of mourning...

The next round of Lone Star beer is on me to drown those sorrows....

FLASH