New Snout on the Block

I've got a dog crush. And I am crushing on this chick bad!

You might be thinking "Flash, you are such a handsome dog, you could get any chick you want." Well, you're right - I am damn handsome and in the past I've been what they like to call a "Player." But, as Big Pun so eloquently stated, 'don't hate the player, hate the game.' But there is something special about this new chick. Something that makes me want to settle down. She's not your typically hood dog - she's someone you could take home to meet your mom.

Anyway, about this new dog. She's a beautiful basset hound puppy named Melody who was just adopted by a family down the street from us. We were on a walk when I spotted her and stopped dead in my tracks. I was so enchanted I think I felt a little dribble down my leg. Mom stopped to chat with their owner while I tried to get up the courage to sniff this beautiful creature.

Usually I can shoot the breeze with the ladies, spouting out romantic one liners to make them fall in love with the Flashmeister. But something weird happened. I was speechless. I was so taken by this Melody that I couldn't even bark my name. Then Mom dragged me away before I was able to get her number.

So, Melody, if you happen to read this, I would like to take you out on a date to Sonic for Corndogs. My mom will drive. Hit me up at 546-FLASH. I'll be looking for you in the neighborhood.

Love,
FLASH