Dear Grandma,
Just wondering if you were planning to send me an Easter Basket? Preferably one with pork ears, bacon, corn dogs and squeaky toys. None of that healthy crap either, like carrots and green beans that Mom has been trying to feed us lately. To be honest, I'm having doubts that the Easter Bunny is going to pull through for me, but I know you will. Also, please do not put Lulu's name on the package, I would prefer not to share with her.
One last favor...can you include some deodorant for the Old Man? His body odor has been pretty questionable lately. Oh yeah, and some new running shoes for Mom as well?
Thank you in advance. I'll be sitting by the window waiting for the mailman.
FLASH
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