Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Ode to the Corn Dog

I think I'm going to boycott this blog until someone (MOM!) buys me a corn dog. It's been way too long since I've indulged in a great American Corn Dog.

Ever since last week I have craved you Mr. Corn Dog. Your crispy crunchy outer-ness and your flavorful soft hot doggy center. Twice now this week I have sought out for you and twice I have failed.

It only takes $1.50 to fry my soul with battered pig remains. Time separated and taste mocked, but soon you will be mine! I will munch you up ever so fast and put my taste buds, finally, to rest.

FLASH

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