I'm too hungover from exorbitant amounts of Easter treats to write much this morning. I've also been busy trying to get all of the cotton out of my mouth after the murder of my Easter Bunny and Lulu's stuffed lamb. Had someone forewarned me that they only had cotton inside of them, I would have spared their lives. Unfortunately, now their insides are scattered all over the house, much to Mom's dismay. Oh well, you live, you learn.
FLASH
Drool and Floppy Ears: Life as a Basset Hound in a house of crazies.
About Me
- Flash T. Ruyle
- Georgetown, Texas
- Hi, my name is Flash Toby Ruyle, and I am a certified bad ass basset hound. I have a sister named Miss Lulu, and she's okay but not as cute as me. I am a dog-and-a-half long and half-a-dog tall. I weigh 50 lbs and I was put on this earth to entertain everyone. My interests include sleeping, eating, pooping and chillin with my peeps at the dog park.
The Cast of Characters
Mom
Old Man
Lulu
Flash Toby
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