I have some insider information for you that I am sharing because I wouldn't even wish this on my worse enemy (which sometimes you are). I heard Mom talking last night to Dad about how you and him are having a daddy/daughter date this morning. At first, I was jealous, until I listened a little bit closer and found out this: You are going to the Vet this morning. To have your anal glands expressed.
My advice: when Dad reaches for your leash in the closest, run as fast as you can.
You're welcome (sucka),
FLASH
P.S. Just have to share. Today I had the most perfect poop. It should be used as a mould for those plastic gag poos. Yeah it was that good.
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