Flash Friday

Finally, the weekend is almost here. I started thinking: what can I share with my adoring fans to make their lives a little better? (see, I'm always looking out for you. And I actually pray for a lot of you guys, too. See, that's love right there.) So, I present "Flash Friday" and will make today all about your favorite canine - me!

Here are some facts about me to help you get to know me a little bit better, along with some words of wisdom to enrich your lives.

• I am from the great state of Kentucky, the home of some fine bourbon, Maker's Mark. However, I must state that I am not cheering for the "Blue Nation" Kentucky Wildcats in this year's NCAA Basketball Tournament. I happen to be a die-hard Louisville Cardinals fan like my mom, and we think Kentucky's coach is a giant turd. Down with the Wildcats!
• Universal Law: Human treats > dog treats. I don't get enough of those.
• I have to admit, I peed on the deck this am. Too wet to walk in the grass. Poo will have to wait...until my mother leaves the house.
• When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has real problems. Double those issues if he's tied to a married couple with no kids.
• I hate the morning dew on my paws. But I love mountain dew, especially when I feel a little tired.
• My sister Lulu is actually cool sometimes. Not only does she fart on my parents' lap, but she snores louder than a truck driver w/o his sleep apnea machine.
• The old man is a huge Dallas Cowboys fan. Can't forgive him for the Cowboys collar I wear. I'm not a loser so why brand me as one?
• So I gave a shot at eating my stool today...turns out it's not that great...tasted like wood...and now I have no place to sit.
• I peed in the house last night. It wasn't an accident, it was revenge for an unnecessary bath.

Happy weekending!
FLASH