Wednesday Musings

Good morning friends. I know it's supposed to be Wordless Wednesday, and you are probably dying to see a cute photo of yours truly, but I have a few things to say.

• I was verbally abused this morning. I heard my mom say to me - and I quote - "Christ, Princess!" A princess is not a very nice name to call a male dog. How dare her try to emasculate me.
• We did not get our walk this morning. Mom mumbled something about not having time when she got back from her morning swim. Sounds like bad time management to me. Maybe she shouldn't have swam so long and then she would have had time for our walk. I am going to cross "good time management skills" off her resume.
• Lulu did not take heed to my warnings and went to the vet yesterday. A strange man stuck his hand up her behind. Maybe she likes that kind of thing. To each their own.
• I was forced to watch American Idol last night. Well, a few minutes of it. I haven't seen performances that bad since Vincent Chase in Aquaman.
• Gotta admit that I'm jealous of monkeys. How come they get to throw their poo around but I can't? I need me a set of opposable thumbs.
• Top ten favorite joke of mine: A termite walks into a saloon and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Think about it...
  

Woof!
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And, now for Wordless Wednesday...