Just a few quotes and words of wisdom to brighten your Wednesday. Some from yours truly, some not.
"The temp says 98 but they say it feels like 109. That's like saying I'm gonna hug you, but it's gonna feel like I'm slapping you in the face. ~Tim Hawkins
"If you're not the lead dog, the smell never changes." ~Flash T. Ruyle
"The more humans stink, the happier they seem to be. My father is the happiest of them all." ~Flash T. Ruyle
"Until one has loved an animal, part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~Anatole France
"Does this Kong make my ass look fat?" ~Flash T. Ruyle
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." ~Franklin P. Jones
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of it's tail." ~Unknown
"A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost." ~Charlotte Gray
"Getting between a dog and his hydrant is like getting between Stephen King and his typewriter." ~Flash T. Ruyle
"Life is adequate." ~Flash T. Ruyle
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