- Sleep
- Poop
- Eat, hopefully another foot long coney dog from Sonic
- Terrorize the neighborhood tomcat
- Chew the Old Man's shoes
- Practice perfecting my basset hound howl, preferably at 5 am when my voice is at its best
- Hang out with my cousin Becky and her man-friend
- Beg for food off of their plates when the come over for dinner on Saturday. If they don't give it up willingly, then steal it from their plates when they are not looking.
- Poop in Becky's man-friend's shoes if he says one more time that he likes Lulu better than me.
- Beg for lots of belly rubs
- Check out the ladies at the local dog park
- Avoid bathtime
- Follow my mom around with sad eyes until she gives me a treat
- Drop kick Lulu
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