Please come home soon. Even though I have gained 5 pounds in your absence and gained a few new toys due to mom's generosity, there have been other serious incidents that I would like to report:
- I was shut out of watching the second half of the Cowboys game last night. It was lights out, TV off, no discussion at 9 pm. This would never happen if you were around.
- I was forced to watch 3 chick flicks over the weekend.
- I was forced to watch DVR'd episodes of Jersey Shore and Real Housewives of New Jersey.
- Mom knows where all of the toad carcasses are on our walks, so I haven't been able to score any toad guts for a snack. I much prefer your toad ignorance on our walks.
- Mom can't find my Cowboys leash so she has been walking me with Lulu's old leash. It's red with flowers on it. This is not a man's leash. See the picture of me below protesting on a walk because I do not want to be seen with this leash on.
Please come home soon. I don't like being stuck in a house with a bunch of chicks.
FLASH
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