I've Hit the Big Time

Ever heard that song "Big Shot" by Billy Joel? Goes a little something like this...

"Because you had to be a big shot, didn't cha
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You had to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night"

Well, in my case it's true. I've finally made it big. You might as well change my name to Hollywood.

I was asked by my local veterinarian's office to pose in a photo shoot tomorrow. Out of all the dogs that roam this planet, they picked me. They recruited me. Not that I can blame them. I agreed after naming my price - unlimited Milkbones, and a case of Dom Pérignon.

I was also very clear that there would be no frontal nudity.

So, now you'll be able to see my handsome mug all over town. With my fame, I think a lifestyle change will be in order. I thought I had it pretty good. Two parents at my beck and call, a dog bowl that’s always filled and a high speed internet connection. I couldn’t ask for more, or so I thought until I became in high demand -- I suddenly realized that only getting half the bed at night isn’t enough, and watching Animal Planet on a 32″ screen is slap across the snout.

I will be sending my demands to my parents later today.

FLASH a.k.a "Hollywood"