Flash Knows All

I’ve never been impressed by those who have attended institutions of higher learning.

I say that as a graduate of one of the premier dog academies in the country, Fire Hydrant U.

My mom has been telling the Old Man how smart I am. See, there are three words that I choose to react to: Walk, Kibble & Treat. Mom is so impressed that when she says these words, I immediately give a good ole basset howl and head over to the front door or the treat counter.

Little does she know, I know many more words than just those three. Those are just merely the words I choose to react to.

I also know sit, stay and heel. I just choose to ignore those. Command me to go pee pee, poopie or stop licking and I know how to do it. I could give paw, roll over and bark for anyone if I wanted to. I just don't want to.

I know so many words you could call me Mr. Wikipedia. But what do you expect from a dog whose IQ is in excess of 12?

Humans think they’re so superior. They believe no animal is capable of outsmarting them...

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