Someone say something about this picture...

What's wrong with the picture below? I don't even know where to begin. The dog legs are mine, and the human legs are the Old Man's, by the way...
The Old Man called me up on the couch, and I obeyed, thinking he might have a treat for me. The next thing I knew, I was in the compromising position you see in the picture.

You're damn right I got out of there before there was any bad touch involved.

Not cool, Old Man. Not Cool!

FLASH