Dear Flash & Lulu,
Please do not CONSTANTLY fight over the same toy, it is really annoying. You have hundreds of carcasses, balls, ropes, and other toys so why do you always both want the same stupid bone? Why? It's not even really a toy???
I am not a referee.
My lap is not a cushion for your hairy bodies.
You are siblings and grown dogmen, work it out yourself.
Love you both with all my heart, but please stop annoying me,
Your Momma
P.S. Would it kill you to run a vacuum every now and then?
Your hair is out of control you wooly mammoths.
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