Thursday Thoughts

Some things I can’t put a price on. Things like always having plenty of food, unlimited nap time and farting in bed.

For humans, I’d put dog ownership in the same class. You can’t buy the companionship a canine offers for any price.

Seriously, where else could humans turn to find a non-judgemental animal willing to put up with their psychotic behavior? Maybe there’s a species on Mars willing to put up with it, but not here on earth.

So, Old Man, stop yelling at me for excessive sniffing on our walks, dragging mulch into the living room (just trying to decorate), pooping on the back porch or chasing toads in the backyard....or else, I'll take my show on the road to some other lucky human.