What's Wrong With this Picture?

Help me out, I'm a little bit confused.

Please review the situation below and let me know if you find it a little disturbing.

An Overview of My Mom's Day:

4:45 am: wake-up, workout.

7 am: Walk Lu and I, feed us kibble. Shower and rush to work.

8 am - 5 pm: Sit in an office and work all day. By the way, this office does not have windows.

5:15 pm: Come home, walk Lu and I and lavish us with all her attention.

5:45 pm: Evening work in the heat. Yeah, she's crazy.

7:30 pm: Dinner.

9 pm: Bed. Repeat the next day.

An Overview of the Old Man's Day:

Wake-up in time for a 10 am tee time. Play 18 holes of golf. Get home from golf around 3 pm, text my Mom and tell her he's going to take a nap. 6 pm: Wake up from said nap. 7 pm: Meet the boys at Applebees for some pregame beers. 9 pm: Play softball with his team (mom calls them the Bad News Bears...ssshhhh). 11 pm: Arrive home, go to bed. Repeat the next day.

I know I'm only a dog, and my opinion may not count, but this seems a little unfair to me. Perhaps the Old Man should buy her those new Lululemon running shorts she's been eyeing to even things out a bit.