I'm a pretty popular guy. And very wise. Obviously. So wise in fact, that other pups have started coming to me for advice. Check out the text I got on my blackberry yesterday.
Dear Flash,
Why does my father yank at my leash when I go to smell my best friend’s butt?
Confused At The Park
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Dear Confused At The Park,
Sounds like you have a troubled, power hungry owner. Just realize that it was a privilege for you to have been born into this world as a dog. Humans don’t have much to live for so let them have their moments of control.
I do, however, authorize you to leave him a ‘present’ the next time he’s away at work. He’ll appreciate the thought.
-Flash
Need some advice? Feel free to hit me up at 1-800-Flash-is-a-genius.
Drool and Floppy Ears: Life as a Basset Hound in a house of crazies.
About Me
- Flash T. Ruyle
- Georgetown, Texas
- Hi, my name is Flash Toby Ruyle, and I am a certified bad ass basset hound. I have a sister named Miss Lulu, and she's okay but not as cute as me. I am a dog-and-a-half long and half-a-dog tall. I weigh 50 lbs and I was put on this earth to entertain everyone. My interests include sleeping, eating, pooping and chillin with my peeps at the dog park.
The Cast of Characters
Mom
Old Man
Lulu
Flash Toby
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