- Took a nice family walk around the neighborhood yesterday. Is it me or do other dog owners seem to be cooler than the ones holding your leash?
- Mom is always rolling me over and wiping me down after walks or dog park trips. If only they made wet naps for dogs, I wouldn't have to worry about my mother riding me about my dingleberrries.
- To the old man: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names like "Wide Load" will always hurt me.
FLASH

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