Just threw up again. Chicken liver tastes better the second time around. Friends, I'm a little bit under the weather. I've been vomiting like a frat boy after multiple keg stands. My butt is itchy and it stinks. Don't believe me? Then come smell my paw. My mother just washed out my paws for that last statement. Or maybe it was because I stepped in poo again.
Feel bad for me? You should. Forget Chicken Soup though. What's really good for the soul is a bag of pork ears. Please send them my way.
Mom says if I'm still sick this afternoon then we're heading over to the vet's. I look ridiculous in that paper smock they make you wear...makes my butt look fat.
FLASH
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