Since today is Monday and I am feeling a bit philosophical, I was wondering if God was like me- a Basset Hound? It sounds kind of weird, but there are a couple signs I can't pass up. One, God spelled backwards is Dog. Coincidence, I think not. Two, Jesus spelled backwards is Sesuj. We all know Sesuj is Latin for Sausage, and I love Snausages, sausage biscuits and hot italian sausages off the grill. Third, Lord spelled backwards is Drol. If we dig deep into the translation of Drol, it evolved into drool. Have you guys met me- I am a slobbering fool? Finally, please see the picture of me destroying Devil Green Couch. I can't back up much of this information, but you have to wonder, what if God was one of us.....
I refer to the Green Couch as the "Devil Couch." I will not be satisfied until it's destroyed. See how I have gutted it and spread its insides around the house.
Take that Devil Couch!
Hi - this is Kirby, logging on using my mom's password. Flash - I completely understand where you are coming from. I too destroyed my parents devil green couch, I did it on Easter Sunday last year as my parents were at Sunrise Service. They had only bought the couch one week prior, but I knew I had to do something about it quick! I really felt they were putting too much emphasis on material things. Well, I guess I showed them.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, I know your cousin Tubbs, and I think you should challenge him to a duel.