Three Things Thursday

1. Watched baseball last night with the old man spooning me. I couldn't concentrate on the game. He needs a shower. No really, he does.
   
   
2. Just got done licking myself - I was very thorough. Makes me wonder...are male dogs like me supposed to have man boobs?
   
   
3. Had to laugh yesterday. My mom accidentally stuck her hand in my poo on our walk. It was standard poo, no nuts or corn - what a prima donna.

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