“So what’s the problem, Flash?” the vet asked.
“I’ve been farting a lot. I mean I fart all the time,” I tell him.
He just nods, encouraging me to talk some more.
So I continue, “Luckily, my farts don’t stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I can’t stop it. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times. You didn’t hear them and you didn’t smell them, did you?”
He just says, “Hmmm,” and then picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
What a relief, someone that can help me with my problem!
So I say, “Thanks doc. This prescription, it’s going to clear up my farts, right?”
“Well, no,” he said, “the prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test.”
my mom says like father, like son.
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