Damn it’s hot here in Austin. Upper 90’s, high humidity with a sprinkling of cough inducing smog.
Going outside is really no different than smoking a carton of Marlboro 100’s in a sauna. The end result is the same, a few pounds of water weight off your chassis and a few months off your life expectancy.
Makes you wonder what my parents were thinking when they moved me here.
At least if I’m going to be forced outside you’d think I’d be provided one of those blow up kiddie pools to lay my weary bones down in…and a mask to cover my mouth like Jacko used to wear. But alas, concern for me is secondary.
FLASH
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