Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Super Powers and Wordless Wednesday

Last night I heard the old man commenting on how he would like to be able to read my mom's mind. It got me thinking.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have super powers? You know, the ability to do something really special.

A dog’s well documented skill set includes super smelling senses, super gulping power and super poo that heals the young. But what if that’s not enough for us, if we want to be better than that?

I know what I’d want. I would add to my repertoire x-ray vision, if only to see under the flirtatious Shaggy Dog’s coat that prances around my neighborhood. I know that sounds wrong, and it probably is, but I tell it like it is.

What if you want to see what’s happening in the other room but your creaking bones keep you from getting up? Zaaapp…use the x-ray vision.

Want to see what’s in the fridge? Zaaap…use the x-ray vision and see if the date on the bacon is indeed from the last century.

When I hit the black jack tables in Vegas? Zaaap....use the x-ray vision to take a peek at the dealer's cards and win millions.

Ahh, so many practical uses!

Just something to think about today.

Now, onto to Wordless Wednesday.

(In the photo below, I am giving Lulu the look: "Bitch, don't mess with my bone!!!")




















2 comments:

  1. Sorry for my delay in posting. I had a bad case of the poops yesterday. Kept me on the john all day yesterday and away from the computer.

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